I’m sure you’ve noticed that Adriana Lima is one of the hottest women ever to walk this great greenish planet of ours, so put her in a one piece bathing suit that’s cut almost down to her bellybutton and things can get pretty damn exciting. Here she is posing for some kind of photoshoot making sexy faces that could cripple a grown man wearing various little swimsuits. I love this incredible specimen. Awesome.

I’m aware that saying you want to eat a woman’s ass may be a little inappropriate for most workplaces, but when you work for HollywoodTuna it’s encouraged. Here’s Hilary Duff showing off her incredibly hot little booty after hitting the gym. Man she’s looking good. I know this is going to sound kinda gross to some of you, mostly girls, but I would eat off that ass. And not something easy like sushi, something messy like spaghetti or a French Canadian specialty like poutine. Look it up it’s delicious

Here’s Jessica Biel looking like a hot mess in London the other day at the UK premier of her movie The A-Team. Isn’t this movie already out on DVD or was that Chinese kid in the mall parking lot lying to me? In any case, I like the messy hair and evening gown look she’s got going on, It makes her seem like she’d be up for some champagne and caviar or seven magical minutes in the back of that A-Team van.

I don’t know if any of you know who Abigail Clancy is, you must have seen her on this site before, but she’s a hot piece of British ass and I love her. Here she is hosting some morning show or something looking exactly the way I remember her… Hotter than I ever thought any British woman could be.

I don’t know if any of you realize just what a lucky son of a bitch this Guy Ritchie bastard is, so what if he had to put up with a few years of Madonna’s old meat locker, he’s single and free now and he cleaned up in the divorce. Here he is hanging out on a giant yacht with some hot piece of ass named Jacqui Ainsley. I don’t know who she is, but I’m guessing she’s some sort of model. Any self respecting dude dates a model after a break up, I know I did when my lady friend left me for reasons still unknown. Sure she modeled for Sheinhart’s Plus Size Lady Collection, but it still counts.

I don’t know what these pictures of Katy Perry hamming it up for the camera are for, and to be quite honest I don’t give a crap, I’m just glad that there isn’t any sound. I can only imagine the annoying racket coming out of this chick’s hipster mouth. Anyhow, the good news is that her boobs are still looking fresh and fantastic. Now if only I was an awful recovering addict stand up comedian with a history of banging hundreds of rotten British chicks maybe I could get to touch them. Her legs aren’t bad either.

I’m guessing these pictures of Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con are going to cause quite a commotion in the pants of pathetic nerds everywhere. Here’s the –insert something she might be famous for– star in some of her favorite boner inducing nerd costumes… Princess Leia, that redhead from that space movie, etc etc. I get it, she’s into teasing nerds and people love seeing picture of it. When I take pictures of myself teasing homeless people with a hundred dollar bill on the end of a fishing line people just think I’m an ass. Double standard.

I don’t know if pictures of Lauren Conrad are appropriate for a celebrity based website, she’s not exactly an A through D lister, but she was on a show at one time so that’s going to have to do for now. Not to mention, she’s wearing a sweet little pair of cut off short shorts that show off a decent set of legs so why not. Maybe I should start a site featuring all the hottest former celebrities walking around going to auditions for commercial about women who urinate a little when they laugh and cashing their welfare checks.

Obviously I love Hilary Duff, but I’m kinda at a loss here, one minute she seems to be just another chick who’s a little too fond of ice cream and the next she’s hotter than a whore’s crotch. What’s the deal? Is it the hockey playing douche? Because I know a guy. Now here she is looking like all her working out has led to some inappropriate teenage boy shoulders. I don’t mean that in a homosexual predator kind of way, I just mean that her shoulders look like those of a teenage boy. Sick. What ever happened to my sweet sweet Hilary who never let me down? Oh how I miss her.

I don’t want to say that Ashley Greene keeps walking around in workout spandex or short shorts just to get my attention, but it seems a little coincidental if you ask me. Here she is doing her thing again in her little shorty shorts. I get it princess… I see you. You’re hot and you need a little tuna time, that’s fair, but I’m a busy man and I think I’m going to need more than some long delicious legs in tiny denim cut offs to get my attention. I can’t believe I just said that…. Please take me back, I’ll do anything.